sweetenthesound:

studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

Guys don’t realise how damn expensive bra’s are!

unabating:

Holy shit how much does that cat weigh

Drunk text me. Text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and you’re not quite coherent and you’re not quite yourself. Drunk text me that you love me or that you miss me or that I’m on your mind. Let the alcohol tell me all the things you won’t say sober.

(via laurenrosenicole)


(Source: cheshire-in-disguise)

shit has gone down at home and I am not looking forward to the next few days at home. awesome.

whereismana:

Never lose yourself, please

Today was a good day. Time to redo my blonde tips!

cute-overload:

Meet the captain cat - a resident of a Russian heavy atomic battlecruiser “Pyotr Velikij”

(Source: corporation-cats)

mishasminions:

IT’S JUST A FLESH WOUND

(Source: matty-bojangles)